Here it
is. I warned you I was going to do
it. If you are up for a strange journey,
I invite you to come with me into the world Dagon’s Illusion. And it’s all free. Starting today, I will be posting the entire
book, about five chapters every week.
But I repeat
the warning that I gave before.
This book
was BANNED BY ZONDERVAN, the largest Christian publisher in the world. Though they had contracted for it, when they
saw the first few pages they were aghast and horrified. And they were absolutely correct to feel such
aghastness. God help us, this is not a “Christian Novel.” Within it there is no nubile young Christian
woman with a bodice ripe for the ripping (yet, that never gets ripped). There is no hunky young single pastor with a
broken heart that needs mending by said nubile Christian wench. And, God help us, there are no horses and not
even the faintest archaeological vestige of a small town.
Instead,
those graceful editors at Zondervan ran smash into the occult, the
supernatural, astral projection, inter-dimensionality, magic, mentalism, tarot,
the zodiac, a hellish New Orleans night club and even a spider as large as a
truck. (I’m sure they didn’t get that
far before they threw up.) So, I warn
you, Zondervan was right. THIS BOOK IS
NOT FOR GOOD CHRISTIANS. If you are a
sweetie-pie Christian whose ears burn when you hear the word “crap,” do not go
near this site. THIS BOOK IS FOR BAD
CHRISTIANS LIKE ME and a lot other bad people. It’s even for bad Jews such as my old friend,
Michael Lange. (In his defense, though
he proclaims his standing as a bad Jew, he is a very, very good director.)
So start
reading at your own risk. If you don’t
like it stop reading. Just don’t whine
to me about it not being nice. I got a
couple of bad reviews on Amazon from sweetie-pies who didn’t think my first
novel, Angel Fall, was very nice. It
just wasn’t “Christian.” Too bad. Suck it up.
But for
those bad brave souls who are looking for a different kind of story…well, come
with me…
http://thementalistprophecies.blogspot.com/2012/12/chapter-one.html
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